Doom Monsters

Imp: This stuff is so close to acid that there really isn’t a difference. Plus it’s carbonated.

Cacodemon: Yeah, once in a while we’ll see one roamin around.

Demon: Well since they aid the Doomguy we don’t associate with ‘em much. And I’ve never heard one talk.

Blur Sphere: That’s because you never bother to talk to us!

Revenant: I was fired for scaring the students…

Cacodemon: I’m protesting until they get automatic ones.




Demon: Well don’t get me wrong, his videos are funny, but sometimes his humor can be a little over the top offensive.